Everyday I'm shufflin

For the last week or so, since my gurl Shelly told us a story about that song from LMFAO the group, I usually wake up singing it. It's quite catchy if you haven't heard it. (note to Keith, it's not by the guy in the Dr Pepper ad). So this past Sunday, Shelly and I hung with our Buford Shore hottie, Matthew. He was at a sports bar watching his beloved Steelers and we are girls who like beer and football, so it was obviously a good match. I lived in Pittsburgh for about a year, and thanks to TMI from Mum, that's where Debra was conceived. All together now, ewwwwwwww. Anyhoo, Matthew is a fun fellow, not yet 30, no steady relationship, since he got out of an eternity length one, and ready to go anytime you say so. Matthew, Buford Shore, is built like he works out all day long every day, he smokes and drinks, and has this raspy voice. I found out from his stepfather, he has always been like this, has always sounded like that. I almost wanted to ask if his mother smoked while he was in utero, but you know, didn't want to be TOO nosey. Matthew's stepfather was a nice enough guy, and apparently I struck his fancy. I know what you are thinking, lucky you? yeah, no. Nice enough guy, but no thank you. Matthew is a good wing guy though, he never let his dad get too touchy or too close without coming over. We had this sweet, kind and pretty server. Shelly and I were really putting in the good words for Matthew too. Turns out she knows Matthew from a friend. However, she still was keeping an open mind about talking to him. We got his back, told her what a greay guy he was, yes he talks smack but is a really good guy. Matthew came up with a new slogan as well, and while not really clean, it is funny as heck. I almost spewed my beer out laughing. Oh, and we made one patron leave our area. We were either too loud, too raunchy, or too cute. You pick. Matthew and Shelly enjoy talking about sex, anywhere, everywhere all freakin day long. I finally had to throw back a few SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOTS just to stop being embarrassed. I think you can like sex, but you don't have to talk about it all the time. But together, they are unstoppable. If I were a virgin, they would scare me.