I have dated some unique men in my day, but some of these guys took the tiara from me. Exhibit A:
10. If you open your sunroof and the first words out of his mouth are "OH! My hair!".
9. He takes longer to get dressed than you do.
8. When meeting your friends he extends a limp handshake. (side bar they still make fun of me)
7. When he has a tramp stamp, and you don't.
6. When he has a toe ring, and you don't.
5. When he tells a story or gets super excited and his hands flail more than a 15 year old girl whose
crush just asked her out.
4. His hands are softer and more feminine than yours and most of your girlfriends.
3. He has less body hair than you do.
2. He hires people to fix things around the house and do yard work.
And the number one sign you're dating a girl-man:
1. You think he is done with his hair and he has to go back upstairs to finish. When you ask why, his reply is "It's a process!".
God save the Queen.......until we meet again, kissy kissy
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