As with all of my posts, these are my personal comments, likes, dislikes and pet peeves. You don't have to agree, I allow you to have your own opinion. I'm flexible that way. :)
1. JESUS shoes, OMG, no, nada, never, not even on a dare, EVER wear these out. Save yourself and don't even purchase them. If a female buys them for you she is marking her territory. No woman likes these shoes on men, even his Mum Mary was all "oh sweetie, are you SURE you want to wear those?"
2. Net tank tops. It was funny in the 80's if you were thin and gay, now it's just sad and I don't care if you are the Rock, stay away from netting period.
3. Bike shorts. Unless you are in the Tour De France, no bueno.
4. Toe rings, just don't, please?
5. If you have a furry chest, DO NOT wear a tank top. No one wants to see the beast you contain under your day to day wear.
6. Speedos. My Dad was a huge Speedo wearer, but he could get away with it. Unless you are swimming for your country, keep to the board shorts.
7. Capri pants. Just wear shorts dude. Come on. Don't make people want to throw things at you.
8. Face tattoos. Why hide your beauty with ink. Save it for the arms, legs, chest, back etc.
9. Ratty, torn up, dirty underwear. Your Mum will thank you if you are ever brought into the ER. She won't have to hide her face in shame.
10. Crochet sweater vests. That says it all. If you have to ask, I will have to slap you.
Until we blog again, hug hug kiss kiss. Smooches.
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